unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

ATTENTION!!!!

sheeriosnandos:

Everyone who reblogs this by May the 6th gets a personal drawing of what I think your URL or blog is like. I promise.

When you get anxious at a doctors appointment and you want to flee but can’t because doctor.

saucefactory:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE MOST SEXUALLY FRAUGHT SCENE IN THE ENTIRE SHOW

AND THAT INCLUDES THE ACTUAL SEX SCENES

JFC GUYS GET A ROOM

tagged → #steter

saucefactory:

OKAY SO IMAGINE WOLF!DEREK LOOKING AFTER LOST-AND-INJURED!STILES

BRINGING HIM FOOD

CURLING AROUND HIM FOR WARMTH

LICKING HIS WOUNDS CLEAN

GROWLING PROTECTIVELY WHENEVER ANY OTHER WOLF APPROACHES THE CAVE WHERE DEREK’S HIDING STILES

HOWLING WHEN STILES FINALLY GETS BETTER AND LEAVES

HOWLING

AND

HOWLING

AND

HOWLING

LIKE STILES IS HIS MOON

LIKE HE CAN CALL STILES TO HIM WITH HIS HOWL ALONE

AND STILES FINALLY RETURNS A FEW WEEKS LATER

WITH ENOUGH SUPPLIES FOR A LONG CAMPING TRIP

AND AT THE END OF IT, OF MANY NIGHTS SPENT BY A CAMPFIRE WITH DEREK SLEEPING NEXT TO HIM AND STILES’S FINGERS BURIED DEEP IN HIS FUR, STILES AWKWARDLY ASKS DEREK

IF MAYBE

HE’D LIKE TO

FOLLOW STILES HOME?

MAYBE?

HAHA, WHAT IS STILES EVEN SAYING, IT’S NOT LIKE A WOLF WOULD UNDERSTAND HIM

BUT HERE’S THE THING

WOLF!DEREK MAY NOT UNDERSTAND THOSE HUMAN WORDS, BUT HE DOES UNDERSTAND THE LOVE IN STILES’S VOICE, AND THE FACT THAT IN HIS OWN WAY, STILES HAS BEEN CALLING OUT FOR HIM, TOO

SO HE FOLLOWS STILES HOME TO HIS CABIN

WHERE HE BECOMES STILES’S LITTLE SECRET

BECAUSE STILES WOULD TOTALLY GET INTO TROUBLE FOR HARBORING A WILD AND POTENTIALLY RABID WOLF

BUT WHAT NO ONE KNOWS

IS THAT THE WOLF IS HIS AND HE IS THE WOLF’S

AND THEY MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY

THE END

tagged → #sterek
mercuuu:

I’M CRYING THIS IS PERFECT

mercuuu:

I’M CRYING THIS IS PERFECT

tagged → #sterek

hoorayforgatiss:

highfunctioning-clotpole:

sumatrastreet:

lemmonysnippets:

ladytardis13:

wsswatson:

qikitarijaq:

john murmuring words of encouragement to sherlock during lazy sex is essential

"that’s it, sweetheart"

"Just like that love, almost there"

"Let go, love, I’ve got you, I’ve got you now."

"god you’ve gotten so good"

"you’re doing so well, baby"

"jesus, you’re incredible, love"

saucefactory:

GUYS I REALLY NEED TO WRITE THIS EVEN THOUGH IT’S BADWRONG AND DEPRAVED:

I WANT AN AU IN WHICH STILES IS THE SON OF THE KING/CHIEFTAIN AND IT IS CONSIDERED TRADITION FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY TO HAVE THEIR VERY OWN TAME WEREWOLVES FROM BIRTH, LIKE, THEIR VERY OWN LIFELONG FURRY BODYGUARDS

THE WEREWOLVES ARE TRAPPED IN THEIR WOLF BODIES BY MAGICAL COLLARS THAT ALSO FORCE THEM TO BE OBEDIENT TO AND PROTECTIVE OF THE PERSON THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO GUARD

ANYWAY, PRINCE STILES IS BORN AND IS DEREK IS IMMEDIATELY “ASSIGNED” TO HIM

AND WATCHES OVER HIM AND WATCHES HIM GROW, RIGHT FROM THE CRADLE ONWARDS; DEREK LETS A BABY STILES PULL ON HIS FUR AND GIGGLE AND FALL ASLEEP AGAINST HIM; DEREK FOLLOWS A TODDLER STILES AROUND TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN’T FALL AND HURT HIMSELF OR PICK UP THE WRONG SORTS OF THINGS AND EAT THEM; DEREK SITS NEXT TO A YOUNG STUDENT STILES AS STILES IS SUBJECTED TO HOURS OF BORING LESSONS FROM PRIVATE TUTORS AND AMUSES HIMSELF BY PLAYING CATCH WITH DEREK’S WAVING TAIL; DEREK SETTLES AT STILES’S FEET DURING DINNERTIME AND GENTLY TAKES FOOD FROM STILES’S FINGERS WHEN STILES REACHES DOWN TO FEED HIM

IT DOESN’T TAKE LONG FOR DEREK TO REALIZE THAT HE’S STARTED TO CARE ABOUT THE STILINSKI HEIR MORE THAN HE SHOULD, THAT IT’S GONE BEYOND MAGIC AND RIGHT INTO HIS HEART, BECAUSE ALL HE WANTS IS FOR STILES TO BE SAFE, FOR STILES TO BE HAPPY, AND IT’S -

IT’S HORRIFYING BECAUSE DEREK IS BEING FORCED INTO THIS SERVITUDE, AND HE FEELS BETRAYED BY HIS OWN MIND BECAUSE HE’S STARTING TO LIKE IT, TO WANT IT, TO NEED IT BECAUSE IT ALLOWS HIM TO CURL AROUND STILES AT NIGHT AND KEEP STILES WARM

DEREK HATES BEING TRAPPED IN HIS WOLF’S BODY, HATES TRYING SO HARD TO MAINTAIN HIS HUMANITY IN AN ANIMAL’S BODY, BUT HE LOVES STILES, LOVES STILES LIKE HE WOULD LOVE HIS OWN CUB, LIKE HE WOULD LOVE HIS OWN…

MATE

AND THAT’S - THAT’S HORRIFIC, BECAUSE DEREK HAS ALL BUT RAISED STILES, AND YES, STILES IS SIXTEEN, NOW, BUT HE’S STILL YOUNG AND DEREK IS A BEAST UNSUITED TO HIM, NOT EVEN HUMAN, A WOLF WITH SLAVERING JAWS AND TALONED PAWS, MADE TO REND AND KILL, AND LOVE SHOULD BE BEYOND HIM, BUT IT ISN’T, EVEN THOUGH IT’S SO WRONG

MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE DEREK HASN’T SPENT TIME WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN STILES FOR YEARS AND YEARS; MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE STILES’S SCENT IS THE ONLY SCENT HE RECOGNIZES AS PACK ANYMORE

OR MAYBE IT’S JUST SOME ROOT OF EVIL WITHIN DEREK, TO DESIRE A GROWING STILES LIKE THIS, AND MAYBE THAT EVIL IS WHY DEREK HAS BEEN SPELLED INTO SERVITUDE IN THE FIRST PLACE, MAYBE THIS IS WHY HE’S BEING PUNISHED

AND IT DOESN’T HELP THAT STILES LOVES HIM BACK, ALBEIT FAR MORE INNOCENTLY; IT DOESN’T HELP THAT STILES IS AS PROTECTIVE OF HIM AS HE IS OF STILES; IT DOESN’T HELP THAT STILES SEEMS LESS CLOSE TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS THAN HE DOES TO DEREK, THAT STILES PREFERS SPENDING TIME WITH DEREK RATHER THAN THE GIRLS AND BOYS HE’S INTRODUCED TO AS POTENTIAL SPOUSES, THE GIRLS AND BOYS THAT MAKE DEREK WANT TO DESTROY THEM FOR SO MUCH AS HOPING FOR STILES’S TOUCH, FOR STILES’S FAVOR, FOR STILES’S BODY

BECAUSE IT’S A BODY THAT DEREK WANTS TO CLAIM AS HIS OWN, BESTIAL AS HE IS, AND HE FEELS MORE AND MORE LIKE HE’S A DANGER TO STILES, BUT HE STILL CAN’T LEAVE, STILL CAN’T PULL AWAY, BECAUSE HE IS AS BOUND TO STILES BY DESIRE AS HE IS BY MAGIC

AND THEN ONE NIGHT, WARM AND NAKED IN BED AND WITH HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND DEREK, STILES WHISPERS: “I SWEAR IT SEEMS LIKE YOU KNOW ME, SOMETIMES, THAT YOU GET ME, AND - AND I KNOW THEY TOLD ME NEVER TO TAKE YOUR COLLAR OFF, THAT YOU’D GO BERSERK AND KILL ME, BUT I DON’T… I DON’T BELIEVE THEM. I JUST DON’T. YOU’RE MINE, AND I’M YOURS, RIGHT? YOU COULDN’T HURT ME ANY MORE THAN YOU COULD HURT YOURSELF. SO I’M… I’M TAKING IT OFF, AND I’M - I WANT YOU TO BE WITH ME ‘CAUSE YOU’RE FREE, YOU KNOW? NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE BOUND. YOU’RE NOT MY PET; YOU’VE NEVER BEEN MY PET. YOU’RE MY FRIEND.”

AND DEREK’S SOUL BURNS AT THAT, BURNS WITH VICTORY AT BEING LOVED SO TRULY, AND BURNS WITH DEFEAT AT BEING LABELED A FRIEND, BUT HOW ELSE WOULD STILES VIEW AN ANIMAL? STILES DOESN’T KNOW THAT WEREWOLVES ARE PART-HUMAN; IT’S BEEN KEPT FROM HIM, LIKE IT’S BEEN KEPT FROM EVERY ROYAL HEIR UNTIL IT’S THEIR TIME TO INHERIT

DEREK HOLDS HIS BREATH AS STILES TAKES OFF THE COLLAR, AS STILES HOLDS HIS BREATH AS WELL - AND THEN, IN A SURGE OF MAGIC, DEREK IS FREE

AND HE TRANSFORMS, UNSTOPPABLY, SNARLING AS HIS BONES LENGTHEN AND HIS FORM CHANGES, AND HE HEARS STILES GASP BENEATH HIM, SUDDENLY SKIN-TO-SKIN AGAINST DEREK AS DEREK LOOMS OVER HIM AND TRAPS STILES’S WRISTS IN ONE HAND AND PLACES THE OTHER OVER STILES’S MOUTH

"DON’T SCREAM," DEREK SAYS, HIS HUMAN VOICE DISUSED AND HOARSE, AS STILES STARES UP AT HIM WITH WIDE, FRIGHTENED EYES

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Do iittt! But give it a happy ending, pretty please. This story sounds amazing… I’d read the hell out of it.

tagged → #sterek

deanplease:

yourblogsucksbut-i:

zombieofagirliusedtoknow:

kate-mix:

airyairyquitecontrary:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

beer and coffee taste even worse

I love beer and coffee more than anything. Wine…ehhhhhh

you guys are tasting the wrong kind of wine.

wine is good!  beer is basically drinking a bagel and it’s gross. coffee is delicious.

You guys are drinking the wrong beer.

I have to agree… I don’t like beer. Or coffee. (Though cold brewing is more palatable; it leaves the coffee less bitter.)

I’m not fond of dry wines, either, but I like the sweet ones. Favorite wine? Innocent Bystander Pink Moscato. It’s sweet and fruity mixes to make a great berry sangria. 

When you miss someone so much but you know it’s not a good idea to get in touch :/

somanygoddamnfandoms:

pugalecki:

tillyouandiseethesun:

pugalecki:

what if we feel pain in some parts of our body 24/7 since we were born but we just accepted it and now we feel nothing and that’s why babies cry so much

dude

what

dude